THE RULES
The "No"
- I will not draw anything to do with rape, racism, vengeful murder, malicious violence or anything along those lines, unless if it's to make fun of it somehow.
- I will not draw any kind of malicious ridicule. I.e. I won't draw a big drawing with the message "FUCK ALL CHRISTIANS THEY SUCK HA HA!!!" or anything like that. If you want me to make fun of something, I will do it in a way I find inoffensive.
- I will draw nothing that promotes any kind of sexism or discrimination, nor will I draw any kind of political propaganda (unless I happen to agree with it).
- I will hunt you down, rip out your spine and whip you to death with it if you abuse my artwork. Seriously. It might seem physically impossible, but I'll do it. Do not steal my commissions and call them your own work, do not use my commissions as artwork on your website unless you've reached an agreement with me first. Do not post it in web-galleries without my permission and the proper copyrights in my direction. Generally just do not be a dick with something I'll have put time, energy and devotion into creating.
The "Yes"
- I will draw anything you ask me to (insofar as it does not conflict with the rules stated above). Buildings, people, portraits, comic-strips, pinups, furries, anything. And yes, even...
- ... Pornography. It won't be very good pornography, but I can draw it if you really want me to. It'll cost you extra, though, so you've really gotta want it .
- I'll design logos, shirt-designs, artwork for your website, mascots, icons, whatever you want. Just be aware that depending on what you're planning to use my artwork for, I may change the price I ask for the commission. I'd like a little extra, for instance, if you want me to design a mascot for your local magazine or something like that. I all depends on how far around my artwork will get spread, but that's all something to be discussed as you place your order.
- Any traditional art you commission from me will be drawn on pretty much totally normal A4 (29x21 cm) printer-paper, though I'll send it wrapped in a nice plastic cover so as to protect it. Any digital artwork you commission me for will either just be sent to you in a very large version via email at no extra charge, OR, for a slight extra fee, I'll print it out on high-quality photo-paper at high resolution and mail it to you, also in a nice plastic cover.